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The Penis Files (2012)

Short16 min.Short | Comedy
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Until "The Olson Penis" was created by Dr. Olson 10-years ago, historically men's penises grew for procreation when a woman ovulated and retracted immediately. 200 years ago, men who were devoutly religious and monogamous experienced penile growth for procreation only. Conversely, women have always been born with vaginas and sexual freedom not governed by religion or politics. In February, a committee of women met to discuss "The Olson Penis" being covered by Obamacare. Written By Katie Schwartz  Less

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  • Becky Thyre's primary photoBecky Thyre Ph.D. Graves Professor of Moral Philosophy Union University  Less 31,397 Run Ronnie Run
  • Drew Droege's primary photoDrew Droege Lee Langston Pro Bono Penis Recipient  Less 35,719 Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
  • Erin Brown's primary photoErin Brown Senior Vice President for Academic Affairs Oklahoma Christian University  Less 216,873 Don't Touch at Work
  • Evan Ferrante's primary photoEvan Ferrante PhD in comparative Politics at Tulane  Less 146,954 Across the Hall
  • Gary Stockdale's primary photoGary Stockdale PhD Political Science Columbia University  Less 369,737 Dance of the Damned
  • Jeff Bowser's primary photoJeff Bowser Student at Georgetown University  Less 93,586 St. Vincent
  • Kelly Carlin-McCall's primary photoKelly Carlin-McCall Gentle Lady Chair Person, Senator Carlin (as Kelly Carlin)  Less 124,087 Apt. 2C
  • Wendy Hammers's primary photoWendy Hammers Ph.D. Associate Professor of Ethics, Chair of the Ethics Department, Associate Director of the Richard Land Center for Cultural Engagement  Less 306,258 Muffin Top: A Love Story
  • Jay Kogen's primary photoJay Kogen Theological Historian & Professor at Brown University  Less 131,135 Frasier
  • Jonathan Nail's primary photoJonathan Nail Concerned Citizen, Penile Rights Advocate  Less 468,532 Solo: The Series
  • Martin Olson's primary photoMartin Olson Head of Transplant Department at Johns Hopkins University, Inventor, The Olson Penis  Less 97,610 Phineas and Ferb
  • Rick Overton's primary photoRick Overton Russian Grad Student at Harvard  Less 14,655 Willow
  • Sam Pancake's primary photoSam Pancake Sam Smithhoff Hopeful 'Olson Penis' Recipient under Obamacare  Less 15,341 Pretty the Series
  • Mike Rotman's primary photoMike Rotman PhD in International Relations Theory at Notre Dame (as Michael Rotman)  Less 496,005 Weapons of Mass Production
  • Maggie Rowe's primary photoMaggie Rowe The Most Reverend Rowe Roman Catholic Bishop of Bridgeport, CT  Less 165,708 Ocean's Thirteen
  • Jonathan Schmock's primary photoJonathan Schmock Sexual Anthropology Professor at Stanford University  Less 18,336 Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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