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  • Has-Been: The Ballad of Benjamin Beane (2009)
  • Short | 20 min | Short, Comedy
Has-Been: The Ballad of Benjamin Beane (2009)
Short | 20 min | Short, Comedy

When his former co-star, a puppet, is kidnapped, a has-been TV star embarks on a rescue mission to save his only friend in the world.
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Director
Chris Mello (as Christopher M. Mello)
Writer
Chris Mello (as Christopher M. Mello)
Producer
Composer
Cinematographer
Editor
Elizabeth Massip (as Elizabeth Gourley)
Production Designer
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Release date
2009 (United States)

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Cast

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9 cast members
Name Known for
Paul Sass
Benjamin Beane Benjamin Beane   See fewer
Frank Noel
Hank Fairbanks Hank Fairbanks   See fewer
P.J. Marshall
Dimitri Zabowski Dimitri Zabowski   See fewer
Joshua Wolf Coleman
Officer Humbolt Officer Humbolt   See fewer
Yael Berkovich
Elise the Counselor Elise the Counselor   See fewer
Erin Stoddard
Swedish Spokesmodel Swedish Spokesmodel   See fewer
M. Elizabeth Hughes
Porno Starlet 1 Porno Starlet 1   See fewer
Christin Mizelle
Porno Starlet 2 Porno Starlet 2   See fewer
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