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Jon Gets Horny (Season 2, Episode 2)
TV-14
TV Episode | 22 min | Comedy

At a friend's funeral, Jon is amazed by how horny he has become. Sporting a prominent erection, Jon awkwardly flees the church and meets Crissy: the sexy, curvy, crazy woman of his stupid dreams. No matter how much sex he has, though, Jon ...See moreAt a friend's funeral, Jon is amazed by how horny he has become. Sporting a prominent erection, Jon awkwardly flees the church and meets Crissy: the sexy, curvy, crazy woman of his stupid dreams. No matter how much sex he has, though, Jon cannot lose the hard-on that controls him. To explore his relentless horniness, Jon becomes an internet porn star. In a touching and heart-warming ending, Jon teaches us all the true meaning of sex with inanimate objects. See less
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Director
Matthew Hawkins (as Matt Hawkins)
Writers
John Brunton (creator) | Jon Dore (creator) | Steve Dylan (as Steve Patterson) | Laurie Elliott | Mark Forward
Cinematographer
Editor
Status
Edit Released
Updated Jan 28, 2009

Release date
Jan 28, 2009 (Canada)
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33 cast members
Name Known for
Toni Grates
Sad Woman Sad Woman   See fewer
Tim Blake
Priest Priest   See fewer
Dave Martin
Mourner #1 Mourner #1   See fewer
Robert J. Tavenor
Mourner #2 (as Rob Tavenor) Mourner #2 (as Rob Tavenor)   See fewer
Charmaine Hamp
Mourner #3 Mourner #3   See fewer
Kelly King
Mourner #4 Mourner #4   See fewer
Kendall Gawryluk
Walter / Screeches Walter / Screeches   See fewer
Kim Allan
Crissy Crissy   See fewer
Leonie Gagne
Passing Couple Passing Couple   See fewer
Shawn Korson
Passing Couple Passing Couple   See fewer
Margaret Hardy
Older Couple Older Couple   See fewer
Barry Hardy
Older Couple Older Couple   See fewer
Greg Weedon
Younger Couple Younger Couple   See fewer
Chantel Lafountaine
Younger Couple Younger Couple   See fewer
Bathsheba Garnett
Mrs. Garnett Mrs. Garnett   See fewer
Ben Gans
Mr. Garnett Mr. Garnett   See fewer
David Nickolas
Mourner Mourner   See fewer
Rick Sood
Mourner Mourner   See fewer
Julien Murphy
Mourner Mourner   See fewer
Linda Taiabjee
Mourner Mourner   See fewer
Zdenka Acin
Mourner Mourner   See fewer
Althea Morgan-Taylor
Mourner (as Althea Morgan Taylor) Mourner (as Althea Morgan Taylor)   See fewer
Yetta Lewis
Mourner Mourner   See fewer
Kristine Marchese
Writers Room: Writer #1 Writers Room: Writer #1   See fewer
Christopher Thomas
Writers Room: Writer #2 (as Chris Thomas) Writers Room: Writer #2 (as Chris Thomas)   See fewer
Bobby Del Rio
Writers Room: Writer #3 Writers Room: Writer #3   See fewer
Amanda Barker
Mourner Mourner   See fewer
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