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  • Haymaker & Sally (2007)
  • 77 min | Comedy, Crime
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Haymaker & Sally (2007)
77 min | Comedy, Crime

Clifton "H-Man" Haymaker and Carol "Clyde" Sally are detectives in the Organized Crime unit of the notoriously corrupt King City Police Department. Given what seems a pointless assignment-to investigate the meaning of a card bearing ...See moreClifton "H-Man" Haymaker and Carol "Clyde" Sally are detectives in the Organized Crime unit of the notoriously corrupt King City Police Department. Given what seems a pointless assignment-to investigate the meaning of a card bearing nothing more than a roughly sketched image of a bearded man-they find themselves instead in a baffling underworld, following a trail of copy store clerks, pornographers, dubiously retired crime lords, and private contractors to find themselves at the feet of city hall, the U.S. Army, and the baddest bearded ninja ever to grace the silver screen. Can the H-Man and Clyde stay alive long enough to solve the riddle of the Beards? Can anyone in King City be trusted? Are our heroes any better than the criminals they pursue? Would it be a good idea to consult your doctor before viewing this movie? Will career officers have harrowing flashbacks during the action scenes? Probably. Buckle your belts, check your cups, and brace yourself for a double shot of buddy cop! Written by Damon Agnos See less
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Oct 13, 2007 (United States)

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51 cast members
Name Known for
Clifford Haywood
Clifton 'H-Man' Haymaker Clifton 'H-Man' Haymaker   See fewer
Kevin Slattery
Carol 'Clyde' Sally Carol 'Clyde' Sally   See fewer
Wayne Earl 'Chip' Baker Jr.
Lincoln Playa Lincoln Playa   See fewer
Nirav Shah
The Shah of Southtown The Shah of Southtown   See fewer
Reno DeNada
Reno Denada Reno Denada   See fewer
Ian Brousseau
Charlie Charlie   See fewer
Mike Waters
Simpson Simpson   See fewer
Jeff Sobolow
Richard Richard   See fewer
John Kistner
Mayor Green Mayor Green   See fewer
Camp Jones
Camp Jones Camp Jones   See fewer
Gravy
Gravy Gravy   See fewer
Lil Kriz
Chris Chris   See fewer
Curtis Seals
Curtis Curtis   See fewer
Jason Reid
Reid Beard Reid Beard   See fewer
Yianni Maroutsos
Vlade Beard Vlade Beard   See fewer
Andrew Miller
Mantis Beard Mantis Beard   See fewer
Scott 'Pinto' Pendergraft
Pinto Beard Pinto Beard   See fewer
Joe Seely
Muggles Beard Muggles Beard   See fewer
Tim Seely
Oil Can Beard Oil Can Beard   See fewer
Sean O'Feerey
Seamus Beard Seamus Beard   See fewer
Casey Sheehan
Tom Beard Tom Beard   See fewer
Jane Awesome
Angry Mom Angry Mom   See fewer
Peter Agnos
Chief Lou Manza Chief Lou Manza   See fewer
Damon Agnos
Captain Dennis Manza Captain Dennis Manza   See fewer
David No
Officer Cho Officer Cho   See fewer
Noah Katka
Officer Scalia Officer Scalia   See fewer
M.Q. Secrest
Officer Harris Officer Harris   See fewer
Bill Giles
Officer Giles Officer Giles   See fewer
Matt Millet
Officer Grzybowski Officer Grzybowski   See fewer
Anne Marie
Chloe Chloe   See fewer
Sara Smith
Rouge Rouge   See fewer
Violet George Laucirica
Little Girl Little Girl   See fewer
Katie Hurley
Reporter Reporter   See fewer
Isabella Borlo
Girl at BBQ Girl at BBQ   See fewer
Nathan Dooley
Lincoln Bodyguard 1 Lincoln Bodyguard 1   See fewer
Elizabeth Lopez
Officer Lopez Officer Lopez   See fewer
Greg Plumis
Beard Reinforcement 1 Beard Reinforcement 1   See fewer
Douglas Mapes
Beard Reinforcement 2 Beard Reinforcement 2   See fewer
Nikolas Pharris-Ciurej
Beard Reinforcement 3 Beard Reinforcement 3   See fewer
Darren Lund
Beard Reinforcement 4 Beard Reinforcement 4   See fewer
Chaz Fischer
Bar Extra #2 Bar Extra #2   See fewer
'Audio' Dave Smith
Bar Extra #1 Bar Extra #1   See fewer
Colin White
Guy Drinking 40 Guy Drinking 40   See fewer
Ken Reid
Officer KJ Officer KJ   See fewer
Jim 'Mad Man' Mentzos
Officer Duncan Officer Duncan   See fewer
Patrick Wellnitz
Officer Wellnitz Officer Wellnitz   See fewer
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