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  • Porkchop and a Glass of Water (2006)
  • 85 min | Comedy, Crime
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Porkchop and a Glass of Water (2006)
85 min | Comedy, Crime

A small time car thief from Miami has less than eight hours to come up with $16,000 or face the music with big time bookie Arango. Our nameless hero races from one end of Miami to the next trying to put together enough scratch, while being...See moreA small time car thief from Miami has less than eight hours to come up with $16,000 or face the music with big time bookie Arango. Our nameless hero races from one end of Miami to the next trying to put together enough scratch, while being pursued by thugs Montserrat and Mousy. A colorful list of characters enters in and out of the action as our lovable dirt bag navigates from the beautiful penthouses of South Beach, to the seediest alleys in Little Havana. As if that wasn't enough to worry about, he has to juggle between his girlfriend, his lover and a sexy mamasita waitress with a heart of gold and a body to match. If the thugs don't kill him, surely one of these femme fatales will. Porkchop and a glass of water is an ultra low budget film that shows you the real Miami not seen in Hollywood movies. There's much more to Miami than South Beach, and this film shows it to you like only a local can. Written by Rafael Diaz-Wagner See less
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Rafael Diaz-Wagner (written by)
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Updated Mar 11, 2006

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Mar 11, 2006 (United States)

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24 cast members
Name Known for
Oscar A. Diaz
Montseratt Montseratt   See fewer
Luis Cruz
Chi Chi Chi Chi   See fewer
Sean Smith
Detective Perez Detective Perez   See fewer
Peter Lemus
Detective Sanchez Detective Sanchez   See fewer
Vanessa Duran
Dr. Vanessa Sanchez Dr. Vanessa Sanchez   See fewer
Estefania Crespo
Catholic School Girl Catholic School Girl   See fewer
Ethan
Freddie the Bookie Freddie the Bookie   See fewer
Rodolfo Vidal
Dude's Barber Dude's Barber   See fewer
Evelio de Armas
Barber #2 Barber #2   See fewer
Alex Peyerano
Danny the Stoner Danny the Stoner   See fewer
Ray Galban
Slick Rick Slick Rick   See fewer
Ama Wagner
Wrong Number Lady Wrong Number Lady   See fewer
Timothy Downing
Wrong Number Stoner Wrong Number Stoner   See fewer
Haka
Hood Rat Hood Rat   See fewer
Jocelyn
Tiger Tiger   See fewer
Mario de La Guardia
Mario the Gambler Mario the Gambler   See fewer
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