Never the Twain Definitely Not Cricket (Season 5, Episode 6)
TV Episode | Comedy

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Never the Twain

Definitely Not Cricket (Season 5, Episode 6)

TV Episode | Comedy

Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival side led by parvenu bookie Bernie Miller. Simon is appalled to find his team comprises Lady ...See moreLady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival side led by parvenu bookie Bernie Miller. Simon is appalled to find his team comprises Lady Devereaux's elderly staff but when rain prevents the game going ahead Simon takes advantage of one staff member's prowess as a darts player and arranges a darts match instead. Miller's side gets thrashed and he has to pay her the money from the bet that his boys would win. Unfortunately for Simon this means that she no longer needs to sell him her heirlooms. Written by don @ minifie-1 See less

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12 cast members

Name	Known for
Donald Sinden Simon Peel Simon Peel See fewer	The Day of the Jackal (1973)
Windsor Davies Oliver Smallbridge Oliver Smallbridge See fewer	It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974)
Teddy Turner Banks Banks See fewer	All Creatures Great and Small (1978)
Derek Deadman Ringo Ringo See fewer	Time Bandits (1981)
Margaret Courtenay Lady Deveraux Lady Deveraux See fewer	The Good Companions (1980)
Christopher Ellison Bernie Miller (as Chris Ellison) Bernie Miller (as Chris Ellison) See fewer	The Bill (1984)
Donald Eccles Wilkins Wilkins See fewer	The Wicker Man (1973)
John Barrard Arkroyd Arkroyd See fewer	We'll Think of Something (1986)
Charles Morgan Claggit Claggit See fewer	Sergeant Cork (1963)
Sydney Arnold Derwent (as Sidney Arnold) Derwent (as Sidney Arnold) See fewer	Top Secret! (1984)
Maria Charles Mrs. Sadler Mrs. Sadler See fewer	Hot Fuzz (2007)
Eric Bristow Eric Bristow Eric Bristow See fewer	Heartlands (2002)