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  • Lads Army Episode #2.7 (Season 2, Episode 7)
  • TV Episode | Comedy, History, Reality-TV

Lads Army

Episode #2.7 (Season 2, Episode 7)
TV Episode | Comedy, History, Reality-TV

The last training week starts with church service, but just washing up earns slacker John 'Kyp' Kyprianou twenty 'bastards' (a push-up and jumping Jack-combination) and the day of rest loses many hours by obligatory hymn singing and a ...See moreThe last training week starts with church service, but just washing up earns slacker John 'Kyp' Kyprianou twenty 'bastards' (a push-up and jumping Jack-combination) and the day of rest loses many hours by obligatory hymn singing and a beastly room inspection when all beds are turned over in 'solidarity'. Next the tug of war (rope-pulling between the sections) and fatigues (boring chores like sweeping leaves). Mail is a boost for most, grievous for Kyp as his parents write he hard truth. Next a day and night exercise with real guns with blanks and field shovels to dig in after a march and camp till the objective: a dawn assault on a bridge, after Chris Harkin is caught firing a shot -strictly forbidden, at close distance even blanks are very dangerous- and lying about it; the attack is lots of boyish fun, even explosives, actually quite promising for once. While the rest sleeps a few hours, Harkin has to dig rocks from a hill with a backpack filled with more, a good sweat. Lazy Kyp costs the mates needless bastards, it's just too much by now, ex-bouncer Ashley Morton bounces his butt out of the barracks with a head-but now the majority wants him ostracized, but Marcus Birks saves his bacon while his entire kit is thrown out by most bad lads, Birks sees he gets to the medic. It's actually hothead Morton who gets a dishonorable discharge. Written by KGF Vissers See less
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Aug 19, 2004 (United Kingdom)
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2 nominations

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18 cast members
Name Known for
Dennis Waterman
Narrator (voice) Narrator (voice)   See fewer
Chris Andrew
Self - Recruit Self - Recruit   See fewer
Michael Aspel
Self (as M. Aspel) Self (as M. Aspel)   See fewer
Marcus Birks
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Shawn Carr
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Henry Dodds
Captain Henry Dodds Captain Henry Dodds   See fewer
Damien Ellis
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Chris Harkin
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John Kyprianou
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Bernard Manning
Self (as B. Manning) Self (as B. Manning)   See fewer
Ashley Morton
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Joe Murray
Corporal Murray Corporal Murray   See fewer
Hasan Murtada
Self - Recruit Self - Recruit   See fewer
Richard Nauyokas
Corporal Nauyokas Corporal Nauyokas   See fewer
Robert Pembroke
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Allistair Rae
Platoon Sergeant Rae Platoon Sergeant Rae   See fewer
Brian Sewell
Self (as B. Sewell) Self (as B. Sewell)   See fewer
Robert Shutler
Self - Recruit Self - Recruit   See fewer
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