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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Near, Far (Season 5, Episode 14)
TV Episode | Comedy

Louise is anxious to show off her sexy new boyfriend, but her squeaky voice and odd ways are already getting on his nerves. Gaz decides to overcome his fear of sheep and move into the house after he must rescue Donna from a flock in the ...See moreLouise is anxious to show off her sexy new boyfriend, but her squeaky voice and odd ways are already getting on his nerves. Gaz decides to overcome his fear of sheep and move into the house after he must rescue Donna from a flock in the garden. While Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory, convinced that the job is his, Janet also gets an offer: as a singer on a cruise ship. Which means sailing for Mauritius the next day. Written by don @ minifie-1 See less
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Apr 5, 2005 (United Kingdom)
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