Auf Wiedersehen, Pet If I Were a Carpenter (Season 1, Episode 1)
TV Episode | 51 min | Comedy, Drama

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

If I Were a Carpenter (Season 1, Episode 1)

TV Episode | 51 min | Comedy, Drama

Geordies Dennis,Oz and Neville travel to Dusseldorf for brick-laying work,meeting along the way Barry,a motor-bike riding electrician from Wolverhampton. They refuse to give cheeky carpenter Wayne a lift in Oz's car but it breaks down on ...See moreGeordies Dennis,Oz and Neville travel to Dusseldorf for brick-laying work,meeting along the way Barry,a motor-bike riding electrician from Wolverhampton. They refuse to give cheeky carpenter Wayne a lift in Oz's car but it breaks down on the autobahn and Wayne goes whizzing past them,having hitched a ride in a lorry. On the site they meet West country man Bomber but there is only work for two brickies so Neville claims to be a carpenter. However he has an accident with the saw and decides to return to England. A night on the tiles soon changes his mind when he wakes up to find he has acquired a tattoo that states 'Lotte',the night before. Written by don @ minifie-1 See less

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18 cast members

Name	Known for
Kevin Whately Neville Hope Neville Hope See fewer	Inspector Morse (1987)
Tim Healy Dennis Patterson Dennis Patterson See fewer	A Perfect Spy (1987)
Jimmy Nail Oz Osborne Oz Osborne See fewer	Crocodile Shoes (1994)
Gary Holton Wayne Norris Wayne Norris See fewer	Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983)
Timothy Spall Barry Taylor Barry Taylor See fewer	Mr. Turner (2014)
Pat Roach Bomber Busbridge Bomber Busbridge See fewer	Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Michael Sheard Herr Grunwald Herr Grunwald See fewer	Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Caroline Hutchison Vera Vera See fewer	Gandhi (1982)
Julia Tobin Brenda Brenda See fewer	Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983)
Heinz Bernard Herr Pfister Herr Pfister See fewer	Masada (1981)
Oona Kirsch Heidi Heidi See fewer	Oresteia (1979)
Vic Tablian Ayotollah Ayotollah See fewer	Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Richard Mitchley German Worker German Worker See fewer	Tracks (I) (2016)
Seamus O'Neill German Worker German Worker See fewer	Dead Man's Shoes (2004)
Leigh Proud Kevin Kevin See fewer	Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983)
Lisa Whyte Angela Angela See fewer	Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983)
Exposé Group in Night Club Group in Night Club See fewer	The Next Karate Kid (1994)
Stephen Reed Man in Bar (uncredited) Man in Bar (uncredited) See fewer	The Black and White Minstrel Show (1958)