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  • Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! (2003)
  • 105 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! (2003)
105 min | Action, Adventure, Crime

Based on the novel The Stone Shiva by Manish Patel, the movie centres on the Holy Smokes crime syndicate and the real-life $6 million Heathrow Airport robbery, involving battles with the Chinese Triads, Jamaican Yardies and the English ...See moreBased on the novel The Stone Shiva by Manish Patel, the movie centres on the Holy Smokes crime syndicate and the real-life $6 million Heathrow Airport robbery, involving battles with the Chinese Triads, Jamaican Yardies and the English Firm to see who rules London. Written by GhettoVision Motion Pictures See less
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Writer
Manish Patel (written by)
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Release date
Nov 1, 2003 (United Kingdom)

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49 cast members
Name Known for
Dave Courtney
Mad Dave Mad Dave   See fewer
Jass Bassi
Chacha Chacha   See fewer
Jonty Reason
D.I. Greaves (as Jonathan Reason) D.I. Greaves (as Jonathan Reason)   See fewer
Peter Rnic
Big Kev Big Kev   See fewer
Ashvin-Kumar Joshi
Jaz (as Ashvin Kumar Joshi) Jaz (as Ashvin Kumar Joshi)   See fewer
Francisco Labbe
Abz (as Fran Labbe) Abz (as Fran Labbe)   See fewer
Native
Lloyd Lloyd   See fewer
Peter Peralta
Billy Chan Billy Chan   See fewer
Alex Fung
Li Fung Li Fung   See fewer
Ernesto Cantu
Billy Chan's Henchman Ho Lin Hun (as Ernesto Leszek) Billy Chan's Henchman Ho Lin Hun (as Ernesto Leszek)   See fewer
Tony Bowden
Mad Dave's Henchman Mad Dave's Henchman   See fewer
Ricky Bowden
Mad Dave's Henchman Mad Dave's Henchman   See fewer
'Sardinian' Andy Giagoni
Mad Dave's Henchman Mad Dave's Henchman   See fewer
Ines Boughanmi
Chacha's Daughter Chacha's Daughter   See fewer
Patricia Arteaga
Chacha's Mistress Chacha's Mistress   See fewer
Nicole Ash
Chacha's Driver Chacha's Driver   See fewer
Jaz Sahota
Billa Billa   See fewer
Sandra Spencer
Door Supervisor Door Supervisor   See fewer
Barry Majithia
Holy Smoke Holy Smoke   See fewer
Chan Patel
Holy Smoke Holy Smoke   See fewer
Adeel Ali
Holy Smoke Holy Smoke   See fewer
Umer Randhawa
Holy Smoke Holy Smoke   See fewer
Saj Ashraf
Holy Smoke Holy Smoke   See fewer
Ben Bansai
Holy Smoke (as Ben Bansal) Holy Smoke (as Ben Bansal)   See fewer
Nurinder Rajput
Holy Smoke Holy Smoke   See fewer
Sunny Inamdar
Girl on Phone Girl on Phone   See fewer
Marshall
Brixton Man Brixton Man   See fewer
Ian Barr
Chinatown Man Chinatown Man   See fewer
Susanne Amdouni
Chinatown Woman Chinatown Woman   See fewer
Ijeoma Anyasi
Lloyd's Yardie Girl Lloyd's Yardie Girl   See fewer
Nikki Garriques
Rufus' Yardie Girl Rufus' Yardie Girl   See fewer
Yaourou Konate
Errol's Yardie Girl Errol's Yardie Girl   See fewer
Sandra Genus
Big Mouth Yardie Girl Big Mouth Yardie Girl   See fewer
Sui-Lie 'Jay' Cheung
Triad Hit Squad (as Sui-Lie 'Jay' Cheung & Friends) Triad Hit Squad (as Sui-Lie 'Jay' Cheung & Friends)   See fewer
Lama
Laughing Triad Laughing Triad   See fewer
Sarjit Bains
Holy Smoke in India Holy Smoke in India   See fewer
Uche Okeke
Ruby Murry Ruby Murry   See fewer
Delroy Floyd
Chacha's Bodyguard (as Delroy Ford) Chacha's Bodyguard (as Delroy Ford)   See fewer
Ben Schofield
Chacha's Bodyguard Chacha's Bodyguard   See fewer
James Craig
Pizza Delivery Boy Pizza Delivery Boy   See fewer
Hitesh Patel
Crime Scene Cop Crime Scene Cop   See fewer
Darren Luckin
Club punter (uncredited) Club punter (uncredited)   See fewer
Terry X. Shipton
Club punter (uncredited) Club punter (uncredited)   See fewer
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