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  • Keep Off the Grass (1983)
  • PG
    Short | 27 min | Short, Comedy
Keep Off the Grass (1983)
PG
Short | 27 min | Short, Comedy

A park keeper arrives to open up his park. Waiting at the gate is the bane of his life: a bag lady with three dogs. His Rastafarian assistant Errol arrives for work. As the day progresses, the lady and the keeper discover a common interest.
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Director
Writers
Peter Mayle (written by) | Paul Weiland (written by)
Producer
Composer
Cinematographer
Howard Atherton (lighting cameraman)
Casting Director
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21 cast members
Name Known for
Dave King
Park Keeper Park Keeper   See fewer
Patricia Routledge
Bag Lady Bag Lady   See fewer
Arnold Locke
Pensioner Pensioner   See fewer
Jimmy Mac
Pensioner Pensioner   See fewer
Bryan Coleman
Man with Puppy Man with Puppy   See fewer
Billy John
Old Man Old Man   See fewer
Anne Maxwell
Knightsbridge Lady Knightsbridge Lady   See fewer
Gail MacFarlane
Teddy Bear Woman (as Gail McFarlane) Teddy Bear Woman (as Gail McFarlane)   See fewer
Andy Bradford
Macho Man Macho Man   See fewer
Ann Wrigg
Charity Lady Charity Lady   See fewer
David Farrington
1st Gay Man 1st Gay Man   See fewer
Robert Raglan
Man with Darkie Man with Darkie   See fewer
Sean Ramnath O'Neill
Boy with Boat Boy with Boat   See fewer
Hugh Laurie
Man with Silly Hat Man with Silly Hat   See fewer
Pamela Sholto
Mad Woman Mad Woman   See fewer
Toni Palmer
Stripper Stripper   See fewer
Jim Dunk
Boyfriend Boyfriend   See fewer
Steve Fletcher
Boy Lover Boy Lover   See fewer
Frances Ruffelle
Girl Lover Girl Lover   See fewer
Tim Seely
Vicar Vicar   See fewer
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