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  • Modern Vampires (1998)
  • R
    TV Movie | 95 min | Comedy, Horror, Romance
Modern Vampires (1998)
R
TV Movie | 95 min | Comedy, Horror, Romance

A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.
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Matthew Bright (written by)
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Oct 19, 1999 (United States)

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36 cast members
Name Known for
Rod Steiger
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing Dr. Frederick Van Helsing   See fewer
Kim Cattrall
Ulrike Ulrike   See fewer
Craig Ferguson
Richard Richard   See fewer
Udo Kier
Vincent Vincent   See fewer
Gabriel Casseus
Time Bomb Time Bomb   See fewer
Robert Pastorelli
The Count The Count   See fewer
Natalya Andreychenko
Panthia (as Natasha Andreichenko) Panthia (as Natasha Andreichenko)   See fewer
Boris Lee Krutonog
Concierge (as Boris Krutonog) Concierge (as Boris Krutonog)   See fewer
Marco Hofschneider
Hans (as Marco Hosschneider) Hans (as Marco Hosschneider)   See fewer
Ellia Thompson
The Count's Girlfriend The Count's Girlfriend   See fewer
Peter Lucas
The Count's Henchman The Count's Henchman   See fewer
Jason Ross-Azikiwe
Pimp (as Jason Asikiwe) Pimp (as Jason Asikiwe)   See fewer
Roberta Hanley
Saleslady Saleslady   See fewer
Victor Togunde
Soda Pop Soda Pop   See fewer
Cedrick Terrell
Li'l Monster Li'l Monster   See fewer
Flex Alexander
Trigger (as Flex) Trigger (as Flex)   See fewer
Robert Peters
Cop #1 Cop #1   See fewer
Rick Cramer
Cop #2 Cop #2   See fewer
John Fleck
Trick Trick   See fewer
Conchata Ferrell
Wanda, Nico's Mother (as Conchetta Ferrell) Wanda, Nico's Mother (as Conchetta Ferrell)   See fewer
Brent Briscoe
George, Nico's Stepfather George, Nico's Stepfather   See fewer
Louis Elfman
Paint Huffer Paint Huffer   See fewer
Keenan Ratowski
Paint Huffer Paint Huffer   See fewer
Brad Joseph Dubin
Paint Huffer Paint Huffer   See fewer
Dimitri Schell
Paint Huffer Paint Huffer   See fewer
Richard Elfman
Cop with Doughnut Cop with Doughnut   See fewer
Garrett Cassell
Dick (uncredited) Dick (uncredited)   See fewer
Michelle Csitos
Ulrike Monster Vampire (uncredited) Ulrike Monster Vampire (uncredited)   See fewer
Elliott James
Lead Singer - Vampire Band (uncredited) Lead Singer - Vampire Band (uncredited)   See fewer
Francesca Lombardo
Dead Body on Couch (uncredited) Dead Body on Couch (uncredited)   See fewer
Elizabeth Sampson
Frida Van Helsing (uncredited) Frida Van Helsing (uncredited)   See fewer
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