Hal Alpert

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Credits
61 titles

Past Film & Video (34 titles)	Budget	Opening Weekend	Gross (US & Canada)	Gross (Worldwide)
Mason (2021) (Short) - Vernon Vernon See fewer	$10K
Anonymous Killers (2020) Mr. Hutling Mr. Hutling See fewer
Dandelions (2020) (Short) - Carl Muntz Carl Muntz See fewer	$4K
Good Mourning (2020) (Short) - Ray Ray See fewer	$5K
The Madness Within (2019) Mr. Lowenstein Mr. Lowenstein See fewer	$1MM
Airplane Mode (2019) Eugene Eugene See fewer
Activate Your Brain to Access Greater Joy (2019) (Short) - Grandpa Grandpa See fewer	$2K
I Am Doctor Chastain (2019) (Short) - Doctor Mann Doctor Mann See fewer
Cross Words Together (2018) (Short) - Frank Frank See fewer	$15K
Benjamin (2018) (Short) - Benjamin Benjamin See fewer	$9K
StaRacer (2017) (Short) - Grandpa Grandpa See fewer	$5K
Brennan (2016) Brennan Manning Brennan Manning See fewer
Top of the Rock (2015) (Short) - Older Dominic Costa Older Dominic Costa See fewer
Rock This (2015) (Short) - Barney Barney See fewer
Heirloom (2015) (Short) - Grandpa Grandpa See fewer
Danny Collins (2015) Night Club Fan Night Club Fan See fewer	$10MM	$72K	$5.6MM	$11MM
Evil Within (2015) Ernest Ernest See fewer
David Goes to Work (2014) Old Man Old Man See fewer	$50K
Forever (2014) (Short) - Father Ronald Father Ronald See fewer	$7K
Phantom Halo (2014) Casino Patron (uncredited) Casino Patron (uncredited) See fewer	$1MM
Is That You? (2014) Regret Character #5 Regret Character #5 See fewer
Traces of Memory (2014) (Short) - Producer Producer See fewer
Yo Se (2012) (Video) - Anniversary Couple Anniversary Couple See fewer
Till Death Do Us Part (2012) (Short) - Lisa's Grandpa Lisa's Grandpa See fewer	$20K
Ugly Flower (2012) (Short) - Old Matt Old Matt See fewer
Thief in Law (2012) (Short) - Shopkeeper Shopkeeper See fewer
We Bought a Zoo (2011) Zoo Patron Zoo Patron See fewer	$50MM	$9.4MM	$76MM	$120MM
Obituary of the Sun (2010) Karl Mueller Karl Mueller See fewer	$250K
Second Cousins Once Removed (2010) (Short) - Grandpa Arnie Grandpa Arnie See fewer	$4K
The Cellar (2009) Maurice Maurice See fewer
Bobby Fischer Live (2009) Spassky's Russian Chess Coach Spassky's Russian Chess Coach See fewer	$1MM
House of Flesh Mannequins (2009) Older Gentleman Older Gentleman See fewer	$400K
The Bench (2007) (Short) - Olive Oil Guy Olive Oil Guy See fewer	$3K
The Abominable... (2006) (Video) - Jimmy O'Shea Jimmy O'Shea See fewer	$85K

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Past Television (24 titles)	Episodes
Platonic (2023) (TV Series) - Louis the Waiter (1 episode, 2023) Louis the Waiter (1 episode, 2023) See fewer Divorce Party (May 31, 2023) Season 1, Episode 4 - Louis the Waiter Louis the Waiter See fewer	1
The Goldbergs (2022) (TV Series) - Old Resident (1 episode, 2022) Old Resident (1 episode, 2022) See fewer Grand Theft Scooter (Apr 20, 2022) Season 9, Episode 19 - Old Resident Old Resident See fewer	1
How I Met Your Father (2022) (TV Series) - Dr. Hoffman (1 episode, 2022) Dr. Hoffman (1 episode, 2022) See fewer The Perfect Shot (Mar 1, 2022) Season 1, Episode 8 - Dr. Hoffman Dr. Hoffman See fewer	1
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2021) (TV Series) - Pappy Boyle (1 episode, 2021) Pappy Boyle (1 episode, 2021) See fewer Game of Boyles (Sep 2, 2021) Season 8, Episode 7 - Pappy Boyle Pappy Boyle See fewer	1
Better Things (2019–2020) (TV Series) - Patrick (2 episodes, 2019) Patrick (2 episodes, 2019) See fewer DNA (Mar 19, 2020) Season 4, Episode 4 - Patrick Patrick See fewer Chicago (Feb 28, 2019) Season 3, Episode 1 - Patrick Patrick See fewer	2
Chic Mama Drama (2020) (TV Series) - Mr. Morton (1 episode, 2020) Mr. Morton (1 episode, 2020) See fewer Swimsuit (Mar 18, 2020) Season 1, Episode 5 - Mr. Morton Mr. Morton See fewer	1
Fuller House (2019) (TV Series) - Milton (1 episode, 2019) Milton (1 episode, 2019) See fewer Five Dates with Kimmy Gibbler (Dec 6, 2019) Season 5, Episode 8 - Milton Milton See fewer	1
The Kids Are Alright (2019) (TV Series) - Mr. Franklin (1 episode, 2019) Mr. Franklin (1 episode, 2019) See fewer Timmy's New Hobby (Apr 30, 2019) Season 1, Episode 20 - Mr. Franklin Mr. Franklin See fewer	1
2 for Flinching (2019) (TV Mini-series) - Priest (1 episode, 2019) Priest (1 episode, 2019) See fewer The Church (Apr 21, 2019) Season 2, Episode 1 - Priest Priest See fewer	1
TiTi Do You Love Me (2018) (TV Series) - Cha Ching (2 episodes, 2018) Cha Ching (2 episodes, 2018) See fewer Do You Have Love for TiTi? Pt. 2 (Nov 4, 2018) Season 1, Episode 2 - Cha Ching Cha Ching See fewer Do You Have Love for TiTi? (Nov 4, 2018) Season 1, Episode 1 - Cha Ching Cha Ching See fewer	2
Life in Pieces (2018) (TV Series) - Bill (1 episode, 2018) Bill (1 episode, 2018) See fewer Video Piercing Model Hangover (May 17, 2018) Season 3, Episode 21 - Bill Bill See fewer	1
Arkippiana (2016) (TV Short) - Old Man Stan Old Man Stan See fewer
Honest Ads (2015) (TV Series) - Candidate 4 (1 episode, 2015) Candidate 4 (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Why Presidential Debates Can't Be Honest (Dec 16, 2015) Season 2, Episode 9 - Candidate 4 Candidate 4 See fewer	1
Small Town Famous (2015) (TV Series) - Old Man (1 episode, 2015) Old Man (1 episode, 2015) See fewer The Debate (Aug 5, 2015) Season 1, Episode 4 - Old Man Old Man See fewer	1
CollegeHumor Originals (2015) (TV Series) - Old Man 3 (1 episode, 2015) Old Man 3 (1 episode, 2015) See fewer The Modern Irish Drinking Song (Mar 16, 2015) Old Man 3 Old Man 3 See fewer	1
NTSF:SD:SUV (2013) (TV Series) - Old Man Jennings (1 episode, 2013) Old Man Jennings (1 episode, 2013) See fewer Inertia (Jun 13, 2013) Season 2, Episode 15 - Old Man Jennings Old Man Jennings See fewer	1
Sam & Cat (2013) (TV Series) - Actor (1 episode, 2013) Actor (1 episode, 2013) See fewer #Pilot (Jun 8, 2013) Season 1, Episode 1 - Actor Actor See fewer	1
Zoochosis (2013) (TV Series) - Stan (1 episode, 2013) Stan (1 episode, 2013) See fewer Case 04: Magic (Feb 15, 2013) Season 1, Episode 4 - Stan Stan See fewer	1
1000 Ways to Die (2011) (TV Series) - Bernie (1 episode, 2011) Bernie (1 episode, 2011) See fewer Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever (Aug 22, 2011) Season 4, Episode 15 - Bernie Bernie See fewer	1
Star Trek: Odyssey (2008) (TV Series) - Dr. Panos (1 episode, 2008) Dr. Panos (1 episode, 2008) See fewer The Lotus Eaters (Feb 27, 2008) Season 1, Episode 3 - Dr. Panos Dr. Panos See fewer	1
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (2007) (TV Series) - Old Office Temp (1 episode, 2007) Old Office Temp (1 episode, 2007) See fewer Abstinence (Mar 25, 2007) Season 1, Episode 7 - Old Office Temp Old Office Temp See fewer	1
Talkshow with Spike Feresten (2007) (TV Series) - Carol's Father-in-Law (1 episode, 2007) Carol's Father-in-Law (1 episode, 2007) See fewer Seth MacFarlane (Mar 24, 2007) Season 1, Episode 19 - Carol's Father-in-Law Carol's Father-in-Law See fewer	1
The Life and the Passion of Christ (2005) (TV Movie) - Pharisee / Angry Mob Pharisee / Angry Mob See fewer
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier (2004) (TV Series) - Cassius Dao (1 episode, 2004) Cassius Dao (1 episode, 2004) See fewer The Battle Is Joined (Dec 1, 2004) Season 5, Episode 6 - Cassius Dao Cassius Dao See fewer	1

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Self (3 titles)
Mystery Diners (2014–2015) (TV Series) - Hal (3 episodes, 2014) Hal (3 episodes, 2014) See fewer Steals on Wheels (Nov 18, 2015) Season 11, Episode 3 - Hal Hal See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Pucker Up! (2012) (Short) - Self Self See fewer
Tosh.0 (2012) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2012) Self (1 episode, 2012) See fewer Krispy Kreme (Exclusive Interview) (Oct 2, 2012) Season 4, Episode 22 - Self Self See fewer